Dear Journal,


      Today was a wonderful day. Probably the best day of my life.


      I was at the library in college - sitting at a table, studying for my math exam - when I saw a really sexy girl. She was pretty, beautiful, attractive - did I mention she was big? By big, she had two large breasts that jiggled when she walked, stretching her T-shirt as if they were going to pop out in any minute. The girl was wearing shorts that revealed big, brown, fleshy lower legs. Her thighs were shaped like a big heart, and definitely got my attention. However, not as much as her big belly. It was pretty big, sticking out like she was pregnant with six children. I caught the sight of her lower belly almost peeking out from under her shirt as it moved with every step she took. Wow, what a woman!

"Hi," The Incredibly Sexy Girl said. "Do you mind if I can sit here?"

My brain was scrambled, my body full of hidden excitement and energy. Her smile was so attractive. Without hesitation, I said, "Sure. Have a seat."

"Thanks."

She rested her backpack on the table and plopped down on her chair so swiftly, her body jiggled and her bulging body moved so fluid and jello-y, you'd wish slow-motion existed in real life.

"Whoo! I am beat!" The Incredibly Sexy Girl wiped some sweat off her face with a napkin, her fat arm wiggling hypnotically.

I. Was. So. Attracted. To. This. Girl.

I was so nervous I started figeting with my notebook. I couldn't help myself. I had to tell her how I feel.

The Incredibly Sexy Girl took out her notebook, textbook, and pen from her backpack. Then, she looked at me, and started to speak.

"So, what is your na-"

"HI, I AM ALEX, AND I AM EXTREMELY ATTRACTED TO YOU!" I said in a fast, robotic-like tone.

Stupid, I said in my head. You blew it, Alex, you really blew it.

Or did I? The only judgement on that was to see how The Incredibly Sexy Girl would react...