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KP WGS Conclusion Part II

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"That's just a taste of what's to come. Soon, everyone will be deprived of the source of life they hold so dearly." Drakken pressed a button on the remote, raising and turning off the screen.

Kim couldn't stand this. "Why?"
"No one takes me seriously. I'm sick of being a walking punchline for everyone's perverse amusement. This time, I'm gonna win. Plus, Shego wants the water for her private island she just bought. Apparently, there's not enough water there."

Kim turned her head and noticed Shego walk toward the glass alongside Drakken.

"Well, you got to have an ocean's worth of water, not 10 cups worth," She replied.

"Then WHY DID YOU PICK THAT ISLAND IN THE FIRST PLACE!?" Drakken shouted.

"Well genius, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't  have this big ol' 'evil scheme!'"

"...You do have a point there."

"Hey, what's going on?"

Everyone turned to Ron, who was just waking up.

"Uh, Kim, is this the hotel room we're staying in because if so, I need to speak to the manager."

"No, you are taking a front-row seat to my ultimate plan uh...um...guy."

"Ron!"

"Yeah, nobody cares. Shego, let's get this plan in motion, we'll deal with these two later."

As Drakken and Shego walked away from the box, Ron whispered "Hey Kim, where's Rufus? He was in my backpack."

"Drakken took our supplies. They're right over there." Kim pointed at a wastebasket where two backpacks were sticking out. Immediately, they noticed something pink coming from one of them.

"Rufus!" Kim and Ron shouted in whispered tone.

Rufus jumped out of the wastebasket and ran toward the glass.

"Hey boy! Glad you're okay," Ron whispered to Rufus. "I need you to get those backpacks here. Got it?"

Rufus squeaked happily and gave a thumbs up.

Kim couldn't help but ask Ron, "How is he going to be able to get those bags? Rufus is small."

Kim's question was quickly answered when Rufus pulled random discarded paper out of the wastebasket and stacked them slowly and neatly. He then grabbed hold of the backpack straps and started tugging at them. Slowly but surely, the wastebasket tipped over...but didn't make a sound, as it landed right on the stack of paper. Rufus used all of his strength to heave the backpacks toward the glass.

"Woah, way to go, Rufus!" Kim said quietly. She took a quick look at Drakken & Shego across the room. Fortunately, they were still chatting with each other about their scheme, completely oblivious to Rufus' actions.

Rufus finally reached the glass and dropped the straps, panting heavily. It was then he noticed a pen fell out one of the pockets of one of the backpacks. Curious, he noticed a red button on the side of it and started playing with it.

"By the way, are you okay, Kim?" Ron asked.

Kim blushed at how he cared about her safety. "Yes, Ron. I'm okay." She gave Ron a quick kiss and smiled. They stared at each other until a streak of red light appeared between their faces, startling them. It was Rufus playing with the pen.

"Rufus, what are you doing? We're trying to get out of here and you-"

Ron stopped to notice a sliced cut of the glass box.

"Kim, he has the laser pen! We're saved! Rufus, keep cutting in a door shape."

"Aye aye!" Rufus squeaked as he carefully used the laser to finish cutting. Soon enough, he was finished.

"Yes! Great job! Someone's going to get an extra naco tonight! Yes he is, yes he-"

CRASH!

The door-sized chunk Rufus made lost its balance and dropped to the ground, breaking into little pieces. Drakken and Shego quickly turned around.

"Hurry!" Kim yelled to Ron as they made their way out of the glass box and grabbed Rufus and their backpacks.

"SEIZE THEM!" Drakken punched a button on the wall that opened a door to his henchmen as they ran towards Kim and Ron.

It wasn't worth it.

Kim jumped and kicked a henchman straight in the stomach, sending him flying through the side of the glass box. She did a roundhouse kick that knocked five of them senseless.

Shego ignited her hands and just as she made her way to face off with Kim, her stomach grumbled loudly.

"Oooh...I knew I shouldn't have had any bean burritos for breakfast!"

Shego ran out of the room, arms clutching her stomach.

Ron punched one square in the face, sending him to the floor.

"Score one for the Ron-man!"

Before he could do his signature victory dance, a large henchman slowly walked toward him, towering Ron. Feeling cornered, he frantically sifts through his backpack for any gadget to help him. Thinking quickly, he pulled out a speaker and his iPod and played some soft jazz.

Instead of attacking, the towering henchman stopped and nodded his head, doing the Cabbage Patch.

"Sounds good?"

"Yeah!"

"Here, take a listen through these headphones."

"Thanks!" The henchman plugged the headphones in the jack and continued dancing.

"NOW RUFUS!"

"Huh?"

Rufus grabbed the iPod and changed to a heavy metal track.

"CRANK IT UP!"

Rufus turned the volume to the highest level and pressed Play.

Instantly, the track blared in the henchman's ears, causing him to fall on the floor and yell in agony.

"And to think people thought rock was useless." Ron said as he and Rufus ran to the control panel.

"OH, NO YOU DON'T!" Drakken bellowed as he threw at Ron...a piece of paper.

"...That's it?" Ron said in bewilderment.

"Uhm...yeah,...take that!"

"Wow...just, wow..."

"Oh, shut up, like you can attack anyone!"

"Uh, Exhibit A..."

Ron points to the henchman he punched out.

"...and Exhibit B."

He points to the big henchman rolling around on the floor, still screaming in agony from the loudness of the song playing through the headphones.

"MAKE IT STOOOPPPP! IT'S HURTING MY BRAIN!!!"

"TAKE THEM OFF, YOU FOOL!" Drakken screamed.

The henchman finally takes the headphones out of his ears. "Oh...it's over. Ahh, it's over."

Drakken sighs and mumbles to himself "And to think I pay these idiots."

"Huh, you said something?"

"Shut up!"

"Oh, okay. If it's alright with you boss, I'm going home to rest my head."

Drakken, dumbfounded at the stupidity that unfolded, turns his attention back to Ron.

"Well, sidekick, I guess you've stepped your game up. Took you long enough."

"Yeah, I guess. Want to check out this new move I learned?"

"Sure!"

WHAP!

"OHHH!"

Ron jumped and kicked him right in the sensitive spot.

"Nice one!" Drakken squeaked in a falsetto voice as he fell to the ground.

"Courtesy of the teachings of physical comedy, chump!" Ron said in pride as he turned to the control panel to stop the worldwide water drain.

Kim knocked out the last henchman as Shego returned to the room, spraying air freshner.

"Uhh, never again." Shego whined as she dropped the spray can.

"What's the matter, Shego? Can't handle food like everyone else?"

"That's it! Those burritos may have bothered me, but not as much as you and your big mouth!"

"Then shut up and bring it!" Kim smirked, positioned to fight.

Shego growled and ignited her green glowing hands. She ran towards Kim and jumped in the air. Kim dodged in the nick of time and Shego landed on her back.

Kim giggled. "Want to just call it off? Maybe your tummy needs a little rest."

"No!"

Shego, really angry, jumped up and hurled punches at Kim. Kim found it too easy as she dodged every one of them.

"Are you sure? This is getting pretty pathetic. I thought you was a woman, not a little baby. Actually, that's an insult to babies, even they can kick your butt!"

Shego had enough of Kim's insults. Filled with burning rage, Shego picks up a big metal pipe. Taking two big swings, Kim still managed to duck. Frustrated, Shego lifts the pipe over her head, screaming like a monster unleashed.

"BURRITO!" Kim shouted.

Shego's stomach growled, causing her to drop the pipe and clutch her stomach in groaning agony.

Kim couldn't help but laugh loudly. "You know, out of all of the fights we've had in the past, this one is the most fun. I'm really going to cherish this one forev-"

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"

WHAP! BOOM!

The furious Shego gave Kim a gut-checking head-butt, sending her flying in the air and into the glass box, landing on the henchman she knocked out minutes ago.

"KIM!" Ron screamed as he noticed what had happened.
Well, ladies and gentleman, here's more of the big conclusion of my story. I'm finishing up part III right now, expect it to be uploaded tomorrow!

Enjoy!
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